So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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