You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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