At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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