If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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