I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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