Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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