is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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