Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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