my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I am available for nakedness
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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