Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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