I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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