do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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