there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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