your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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