why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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