Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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