thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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