Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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