too bad you live with your parents still
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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