It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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