fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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