Swine flu is the new snow day.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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