"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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