why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
