You're completely useless in the revolution.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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