I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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