Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
