What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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