When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I need a burrito and a hug.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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