I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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