u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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