i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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