google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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