Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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