What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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