singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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