Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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