Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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