It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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