I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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