all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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