is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
do herpes really smell.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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