Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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