also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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