He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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