is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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