At least make sure they are 18
Why
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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