I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Drake has all the answers
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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