and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Green mimosas i think yes
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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