I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
The adults are the big ones right?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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