i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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