Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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