normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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