Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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