he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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